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Author:  Surphat [ Wed Sep 25, 2002 11:43 am ]
Post subject:  How ta die in 4 easy lessuns!

Me wuz wit me mateys an practicin on how ta catch up wit Iro on da number an ways o diein!

1. Wen yas gettin redy fer da raid in da Grey an yas is pullen ta da Mons Letalis/MSeru tunnel mouth fer sumptin ta do, watch yer messages. Me wuz dodgin roks an critters an tryin not ta get lost wen da "We Movin" message cum tru. Me noticed dat me SOW wuz gone an me run bak to da Tunnel ta see dat da rest o da mateys dissappearin over da edge o da valley! OOPS! Well me starts runnin after em, DUMB DORF! OOPS no LEV needer! Me rolls down dat furst big drop, 168 damage. Wen me tops udder side, me sees stragglers topin hill. Me tops hill an bounces to bottom o da next canyon. Wen me gets up outa dat, me jest seein da Mages pet roundin dis big rock, so me rounds dat rock......rite smak inta a rock critter. Well me sees dat pet in da distance goin over da hill and dis bug starts whakin on me as me runs dat way. Me tops da hill an falls rollin inta da valley agin an den dis hopper starts whakin on me. Me lost an den me ded!

2. Me wus mindin me whakin in da Grey an da Grup 2 cums up dere turn (me grup). Da puller sez 3 Unded skelleys incomin. So me starts whakin on one and den me sees dat fer sum reeson, da udder 2 is whakin on me too. Me waitin fer da heals dat not commin.....seems dat me not makin sure da healer knows dat me in need!

3. Me grup wuz whakin on dis critter wen dese 2 rok guys starts whakin on me! Train! Zone! Me too slow!

4. We wuz healin on da udder side o da zone an dey wuz sayin dat only 2 rok guys on udder side, me sees dat da matey zones over so me zones ta see ifn dat matey needs da hep cuz me thot dat da agreement wuz dat we goin ta finish em. Only me not knowin dat it not be jest yet! Me zones over, 2 red connin rok guys starts whakin, me waitin on da heals, me dies!

Dat be 4 lessons on wut not ta do! Dumb Dorf! Listen! Listen! Pay Attenshun!

But da nite finished gud wit da Baise errrr ummmm Joie completin da Shield (Me stands Corrected tho me thot me had it wrong but cudnt member :oops: ), alla wuns dat needed it gettin da Leech Brain and da Dumb Dorf finally Dingin ta 46. Tanku Mateys fer da gud Rezes! Me also piked up da Earth Idol fer da Mage Twilight Armor piece an anudder piece me hasta look up.

Author:  Kraznir [ Wed Sep 25, 2002 4:40 pm ]
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Umm Stoopid doprf it wuz Joie dat finished da shield, not Baise. How ju ever survive in da military wit such a lousy memory fer names?

Gargak Skullsmasher

Author:  Surphat [ Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:55 am ]
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Cuz da names cud be red fum da shirt....Sleeve = Furst name: Seargeant...Left Pocket = Last Name: (Name Tag) Surphat. Wuz Eezy!

Fer Ossifers: Wuz Collar an Left Pocket. :)

Author:  Choupette Coeurvaillant [ Thu Sep 26, 2002 2:30 pm ]
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Salut!

Right before your second death, the healer DID say that he was LOM... and could only see your health go down being unable to do his job and feeling really sorry....

Tchupy

Author:  Minalcar [ Thu Sep 26, 2002 5:51 pm ]
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That's the trouble with dwarves with dented heads. Their ears are ringing so much they can't hear anything :grin:

Minalcar -- 57th season Preserver

Author:  Surphat [ Fri Sep 27, 2002 11:25 am ]
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Me figured dat me missed sumptin wit dem skellies! But yas gotsta member it been pretty busy and wit da skellies aggroin on da casters an me tryin ta run an target da wuns dat wus hittin an findin da wuns me cudnt see, me wus missin a lot o wut wuz sed! It ken gets so da Dorf needs more eyes dan he gots! :( Me job is ta pay attentshun ta da critters an trustin dat da udders doin wut dey needs. It jest be da hazzard o da position. :? Me did ketch it most times wen da "ZONE" command cum in an me wuz one o da furst ta hit it :wink: Speshully after dien a coupla times.

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