maybe vamp wanteds to makes a black puddin, dorf blood good fer that
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| Author: | Surphat [ Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:15 am ] |
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Mayhap it be dat not too many peeps is havin adventures but dis Dorf been kinda busy. Me wuz sittin in da Nexus an tryin ta tink wut ta do and me had sum ore on me person dat kahmon wuz lookin fer. So when he visited an we dun da transaction, we decided ta wend da way tru da Paludal, cross da Moor and tru da Forest ta da Ten Mnts ta join da mateys fightin da Vamps. It turns out dat dey dun finished for us latecumers cud join em. So dat Kahmon starts whakin on Bats n Sonic Wolfs n da little guys runnin round outside da cave frum da Grimling Forest. He Mad! Dose critters dun stand no chance at all wit da mad at Kahmon puts on em. Me was takin me whaks when me cud an playin poor man's cleric. Dis goes on fer a while an we be waitin fer da Runner ta spawn. Wen we furst cum into da Ten Mts, dis guy wuz standin dere, me tinks he a bard, an kahmon asks him, "Is u campin da Runner?". Dat guy sez "Now why wud me do dat?"........Me an Kahmon kinda stud dere wit our jaws on da groun an den went bout our business! Anyhow me an Kahmon wus opposite endin dis Wolf wit me whakin on da stinky end wit me bak ta da openin o da cave after Kahmon had pulled it inta da cave a ways. Alla sudden me feels me life drainen and sumting powerful is whakin me on me bak! Me turns ta dis Vamp Scout dat has me down ta less dan a bub o health. Me starts screamin at Kahmon "RUN!!!" Me figures me ded any way cuz dat critter took me down so fast. Well, dat Kahmon, he not fearin anyting an wades inta dat critter. Now dat me bak not ta it, me not takin damage so fast, me gots me shield up now. But dat critter bound an determined ta get some Dorf blood. Me hasta hit me LOH ta live an dat Kahmon den shows dat Vamp wut for fer sure. Whew! Me duz me poor man cleric tingy and we goes on ta huntin da Wolfs. Figure dat critter smelt Dorf blood an wuz cravin it. We continues ta reduce da critter population of da Ten Mountains an me time gettin short wen dat Runner pops! So now me in posessun o da makins o me Relic Pak! Tanks kahmon fer da gud time an fer savin me bacon wit dat Vamp! |
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| Author: | Deadlier [ Fri Sep 20, 2002 8:00 am ] |
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maybe vamp wanteds to makes a black puddin, dorf blood good fer that
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| Author: | Surliman [ Fri Sep 20, 2002 10:38 am ] |
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Naw, Dorf blood has too much brown tint ta it cuz alla time in tunnels, now I hear Gnome blood is wut they really crave!  I think that Vamp just mistook Surphat fer on o those!  Hmmmmm, been takin up cookin lately and heard of this really good recipe with Gnome parts in it! 
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